DUI BLUES
Verse I: I woke up this morning in the county jail
 My head was splitting and my face was pale
 Pissed off psycho in the bed next to me
 It dawned on me I would never be free
Chorus: I got the DUI blues 
 I had too much booze
 And got behind the wheel of my car
 Oh Lord the blue light shining behind me (sound of siren)
Verse 2: My girlfriend dumped me and I was feeling down
 Had to see people so I headed downtown
 A few too many and was feeling frisky
 God knows I never meant to drink all that whisky 
Chorus: I got the DUI blues 
 I had too much booze 
 Should never have gone to that god dam bar
 Oh Lord the blue light shining behind me (sound of siren) 
Verse 3: My job is going down the drain 
 God help me things will never be the same
 I refused to blow but with lawyers and jail time
 My existence aint worth a dime 
Chorus: I got the DUI blues
 I had to much booze 
 I never meant to go that far
 Oh Lord the blue light shining behind me (sound of siren)
Fade: Oh Lord the blue light shining behind me (sound of cop saying you have the right to remain 
 Silent.