Thunderflare! Monster Mash Party Remix Lyrics

SFX: scary organ music. Guests arrive at Frankenstein's
house, Dracula opens the door greeting his guests.

Dracula: Welcome to my home.

Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie,
and THUNDERFLARE!

Surprise
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes.

SFX: Dr Frederick Frankenstein asking a shoe shine boy
for directions.

Dr Frankenstein: Pardon me boy, is this Transylvania
Station?

Shoe Shine Boy: Ja, ja, track 29. Can I give you a
shine?

Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie,
and THUNDERFLARE!

Monster Mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes.
It was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes.

SFX: Frankenstein inhales.

Frankenstein: aaahhh.

Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie,
and THUNDERFLARE!

He did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.

SFX: Dr Frankenstein pronounces his name.

Dr Frankenstein: That's Frankenstein.

Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie,
and THUNDERFLARE!

Surprise
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
the monster mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.

SFX: Dr Frankenstein bringing his Frankenstein monster
alive.

Dr Frankenstein: it's alive, it's alive.

Verses and chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie,
and THUNDERFLARE!

He did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.

SFX: Dracula luring another guest to his chamber at
Frankenstein's house.

Dracula: And I bid you welcome to my house, come.

Verses and Chorus with Boris Pickett, Hayseed Dixie,
and THUNDERFLARE!

Surprise
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
the monster mash
it was a graveyard smash
he did the mash
it caught on in a flash
he did the mash
he did the monster mash
ahh ohh
from my laboratory in the castle east
ahh ohh
to the master bedroom
where the vampires feast
ahh ohh
the ghouls all came
from their humble abodes
ahh ohh
to get a jolt from my electrodes
he did the mash.