Thomas Mac As Seen On Tv Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Ross and Rachel were a toxic ship
And Jess, she only wanted to change Nick
Had my money on Jim and Pam
Till she met the cameraman

[Chorus]
I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On I Hate Love Island
Y'all, I think I'm Breaking Bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season 3
Trying to find love as seen on TV
[Verse 2]
Zoey, what's the 101 on this?
Did you stay with Chase after that big kiss?
Cause I tried kissing my best friend
She never talked to me again

[Chorus]
I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On I Hate Love Island Y'all, I think I'm Breaking Bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season 3
Trying to find love as seen on TV

[Bridge]
There's 3 billion women floatin' on this third rock from the sun
And I can't find one
Well, at least not yet
When they gonna make a redneck Bachelorette?

[Chorus]
I think I need to get away
Where nobody knows my name
Heard it's always shinin'
On I Hate Love Island
Y'all, I think I'm Breaking Bad
Netflix, it just makes me mad
I'm a background character from season 3
Trying to find love as seen on TV
[Outro]
Trying to find love as seen on TV
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