Tenacious D The Amazing Spiderman Lyrics

Spiderman! Spiderman! Does whatever a spider can! Is he
strong, Listen bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Hey
there, there goes the Spiderman! Is he strong, Listen
bud, he's got the radioactive blood! Can he scream, o
yeah! Take a look over there! Hey there, here comes the
Spiderman! David Dark coming at him, he's got f*ckin
ultimate fighter championship moves! Here comes Spidey,
he's not f*ckin really Spidey, his moves didn't work
because he's f*ckin Spidey. Spiderman doesn't look
right, he looks like sheep a*s. Spidey, wearing the
Nike shoes! I can see in the f*ckin BVDs. Outline... oh
f*ck, stay totally still. Stay totally still. Its
f*ckin Sassaphrasquatch! I've been searching for him
for 10 years and now's my chance to capture him! I'm
not movin, oh f*ck! He's usin the web! He's usin the
web! Look at Spidey! He screams at the audience! He's
using the f*ckin Spidey...ahh couldn't hold him. He
f*ckin holds almost everybody, but it didn't work on
Sass! He f*ckin used a matrix move, he f*ckin used a
matrix move! Douche! Ha! One f*ckin ball! What the f*ck
is going down? Somebody help us! He's got a
tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got a tranquil gun! he shot him in the a*s with a tranquilizer gun! Why does
he have his c*ck out? That's not right! Here comes
Sassafras, he's f*ckin really p*ssed off. Now what the
f*ck is happening tonight? Is he gonna fight? He should
have f*ckin known not to pull out your d*ck in front of
Sass. He'll rip that sh*t right off! Now you're f*ckin
bummed! What are you doing? No, no no! Don't make him
suck your chode! oh Jesus, suckin on his f*ckin chode!
He's gonna shoot a f*ckin load! Fine old Sassafras,
he's gonna shoot a load. Ahh, yes, that's nondairy
creamer! What the f*ck? That's bad news bears! That's a
lot of c*mm! That's way too much Sass c*mm! Sassafras,
he hasn't f*cking done enough. He's dragging him by the
foot, he's gettin him in position. I don't know what
for, but I think it's finger lickin! Oh no, oh no! The
ultimate fighter championship! P*ss flamin sh*t! And
he's taking it to him! Oh Jesus! Wait a second, he's
got him tricked! The old stick for the f*ckin Sassafras
trick, works every time! See if you can keep him alive.
Battle this, life is a great big hang up! Whenever
there's a bang up, you'll see Sassafras and Spiderman
taking a sh*t on David Dark!