Tankard Alien Revenge Lyrics

The story that's been on the news was fourteen years
ago
An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol
That motherf*cker disappeared, just leaving me a mental
wreck
But now I'm recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race

Refrain:
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your
neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!
Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay!

Arriving on their planet "green" I see the breweries
I pull my shining laser gun and watch those suckers
flee
They stole the secrets of the brew, you drunken thieves
will go to hell
Too many, they got me, I'm stranded on this world

I know now their evil plan Chemical invasion, man!

Refrain:
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your
neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!
Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay!

The story that's been on the news was fourteen years
ago
An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol
That motherf*cker disappeared, just leaving me a mental
wreck
But now I'm recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race

Refrain:
Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your
neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!
Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay!