Stickshift Rocketship Total Disaster Lyrics

Hey, I saw you today.You ordered a coffee with sugar,
A bagel and bacon.
And you looked right through me
At the subway station. Okay.
So you can't place my face.
We were star-crossed lovers
In the seventh grade,
And we had our first kiss
At the Macy's parade.
We were head over heels,
With an immature lust.
Then you kissed another guy
In the back of the bus.
Oh geez, humor me please.
'Cause everything's a total disaster.
And everybody's tumbling backwards saying,
'Won't you throw your arms around
somebody pretty like me?'

Oh well,
I'll see you in Hell,
After the stock market crashes, And everybody dashes for the door.
I won't need you anymore.
Oh geez, humor me please.
'Cause everything's a total disaster.
And everybody's tumbling backwards saying,
'Don't forget your vaccination.
Everybody's full of desperation here.'
Dear, very nice party,
Even the tawdry
Shed a few tears for Auld Lang Syne.
May auld acquaintence be forgot,
And never brought to mind.
We'll have a cup of kindness here
For Auld Lang Syne.
For Auld Lang Syne, my dear.
For Auld Lang Syne!
We'll have a cup of kindness yet,
For Auld Lang Syne.