Steve Martin Siamese Cat Lyrics

I like your Siamese cat
I like your cowboy hat
But I don't like your daughter

She's just so spoilt and mean
A regular teenage queen
You gave her everything but time

I'm breaking up with you

I don't want nothing to do with this
I ain't no glutton for punishment
She got you hoppin' like a frog

(Go bullfrog) We'll never have a minute of peace
She never gonna leave us be
I didn't sign up for abuse

You let her get away with murder
You say you're so afraid you'll hurt her
Well I can see it's just no use

I'm breaking up with you

I like your Siamese cat
I like your cowboy hat
But I don't like your daughter