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Steve Martin Grandmother's Song Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.69/10 [13 votes]Album: Let's Get Small / Original Release Date: 1995Genre: ComedySong Duration: 3 min 35 sec
STEVE MARTIN
- Grandmother's Song Lyrics / with translationsBe courteous, kind, and forgiving
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
Be sure to stop at stop signs
And drive fifty-five miles an hour
Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
And when you get home get a master's degree in geology
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
(Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot
(Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot
(Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear
Go into a closet and suck eggs
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
Be sure to stop at stop signs
And drive fifty-five miles an hour
Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed
(Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot
(Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot
(Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear
Go into a closet and suck eggs
Facts about Grandmother's Song
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Grandmother's Song is written by Martin Stephen Glenn.
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It is first released in 1995 as part of Steve Martin's album "Let's Get Small" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Grandmother's Song falls under the genre Comedy.
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Grandmother's Song song length is 3 minutes and 35 seconds.
Who wrote Grandmother's Song lyrics?
Grandmother's Song is written by Martin Stephen Glenn.
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When was Grandmother's Song released?
It is first released in 1995 as part of Steve Martin's album "Let's Get Small" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 7th track on this album.
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Which genre is Grandmother's Song?
Grandmother's Song falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Grandmother's Song?
Grandmother's Song song length is 3 minutes and 35 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by kaanSongwriter(s): MARTIN STEPHEN GLENN
Record Label(s): 1995 Warner Bros for the U S and WEA International Inc for the world outside of the U S
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