Ethrocytes stopping up my veins
Here comes the needle, here comes the rain
Gonna get a phlebotomy. phlebotomy.
Used to have polycythemia
Now I got chronic leukemia
Everyone's so worried about me
Gonna get a phlebotomy phlebotomy.
In the cancer ward, I phlebotimitize
Before all myeloid lineages rise
Two units removed therapeutically
In the cancer ward, phlebotomy phlebotomy.
Got too much hematocrit
Packed volume gonna take a hit
Pretty nurses stand over me
As I get a phlebotomy. phlebotomy.
Leukocytes get me real sick
They kill slow, they kill quick
I'm a cancer ward celebrity
Gonna get a phlebotomy. phlebotomy