Maybe you were struck by lightning 
Or run over by a truck 
Maybe a spaceship did abduct you 
Maybe you ran out of luck 
Maybe a flock of hungry tigers 
Happened to cross yours ways 
Last night 
Or were you swallowed by a whalefish 
Maybe you got into a fight 
Anyway something must 
Have happened 
Or else you would have called 
Maybe you just lost your balance 
Maybe you just tripped and fell 
And I was not around to catch you 
So you went straight down to hell 
Maybe you were held a prisoner 
And were charged on false complaints 
Maybe the lord was feeling lonely 
And you were picked up by the saints 
Anyway something must 
Have happened 
Or else you would have called 
You've got to help me out 
Cause I'm running out of reasons 
Got to help me out 
Cause I'm running out of patience 
Got to help me out 
Cause I'm running out of you 
I'm running out of you 
Maybe you were struck by lightning 
Or run over by a truck 
Maybe a spaceship did abduct you 
Maybe I ran out of luck