Smosh Submissive & Breedable Lyrics

[Intro: bbno$, Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox]
I love when she take control, she beat my meat, Whack-A-Mole
I arch my back, curl my toes, submissive and breedable

[Verse 1: Ian Hecox]
Call me Big Daddy Bezos, 'cause I'm all about the business (Cha-ching)
What's your Amazon wishlist? (What is it?)
Spending all my money on a quick pic (Chk-chk)
I'm broke, gotta make a quick lick
Drivin' to the crib like Guy Fieri
She spongin' on my Bob until I'm ready
She picks up my ass and kicks open the door
"Are you ready for sex?" Sure
[Chorus: bbno$, Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Zoe Moacanin]
I love when she take control, she beat my meat, Whack-A-Mole
I arch my back, curl my toes, submissive and breedable
S-I-M-P
Submissive and breedable, we some little guys and we easily pleasable (Ooh-la-la)
S-I-M-P
Submissive and breedable (Breedable, breedable, breedable, breedable)

[Verse 2: Anthony Padilla]
She ask me, "What's your favorite position?"
It's the one where I lay back and you do the mission
Divide my legs like a mathematician
Getting boned all night got me malnutritioned She tame me like a doggy, call me her Weimaraner (Arf-arf)
She make me bust atomic, I call her Sloppenheimer

[Chorus: bbno$, Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Zoe Moacanin]
I love when she take control, she beat my meat, Whack-A-Mole
I arch my back, curl my toes, submissive and breedable
S-I-M-P
Submissive and breedable, we some little guys and we easily pleasable (Ooh-la-la)
S-I-M-P
Submissive and breedable (Breedable, breedable, breedable, breedable)

[Verse 3: bbno$]
I'm a simp, bitch, dick in her box, Merry Christmas (Woo)
Catch me with my queen on a search for the clitoris
Can't find it, she said, "Get behind it"
Hand me the prenup right now, I'm tryna sign it
Synched up big loads can we wine and dine it?
Techin' on my tip, first name like Linus
Feral boy Friday, she the lioness
Nice guys finish last, baby, I'm the kindest
[Outro: bbno$ & Zoe Moacanin]
S-I-M-P
Submissive and breedable, we some little guys and we easily pleasable (Ooh-la-la)
S-I-M-P
Submissive and breedable (Ooh-la-la)