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Smash Rap Lyrics

We start the party out best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end you want to murder each other

Remind me again, what the hell's your name?
No one puts "Samus" in the title of your game
Nice skin tight suit, where is your pole?
Might make more dough without a camel toe
Blonde hair and blue eyes, Don't detract from your true size
Like Iggy Iz without skills or class
You'll never be a rapper with a flat-ass ass

My ass may be flat, but don't get caught up on that!
You need an outfit switch, bitch, you're looking nerdy and fat
I'm feeling sexually harassed, by the brown streak on your ass!
Blast your ass back to the 80's, when you were relevant last

No one's gonna admit but it's plain to see
You only got in one game, 'cause you give the best down-B
Your fighting's week, and your moves are shit
Players only choose you to stare at your tits
This ain't a beauty pageant, ain't playing with dolls
It's about time to taste these mega man balls

We start the party out best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end you want to murder each other
Want to, want to, want want want want to murder each other
Murder each other, m-m-murder each other
B-b-by the end you want to murder each other
M-m-murder each other, murder each other

Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you
Your game's stupid simple, only little kids like you
How can I fight someone I just wanna hug?
Now run along, kid and go catch a bug

Let's get this over quick, I'm dirty, need a bath
Filled with all your blood, after I murder your ass
I'll start at the top, I hear the scalps taste nice
Don't worry, blue eyes, I'll just try a little slice

Then after your head, down to your fingers
Gobble them up, don't worry I won't linger
Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls
Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls
I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass
Can't run away, because I'm way too fast
I'll light you on fire and drench you in gas
I'll take a rusty knife, and shove it deep inside your ass

I'm the king, this is my kingdom, so show respect
'Cause you look to me like some stupid Tron reject
Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night
Of you making love to your arm cannon fleshlight

Look up "sell out" in the dictionary, and see Mario
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom for when I need to wipe
Peach always gets kidnapped because your too busy plumbing Luigi's pipe

You try to roll hard like your name is Donkey Kong
But through your girly-ass tights, we can see your tiny dong
We've been fighting for years, don't need another player
Go run along with Sega and be another failure

You're a pedo-stached, preening p*ssy, plumbing f*cking prick
On the roster, your the reject that no one ever picks
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick, sorry
Your princess is in another castle, suckin' my dick

We start the party out best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end you want to murder each other

We start the party out best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end you want to murder each other

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