Simpsons Born Under A Bad Sign Lyrics

Born under a bad sign
Been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all

Hard luck and trouble been my only friend
I been on my own ever since I was ten

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all

I don't like to read, I can hardly write
My whole life has been one big fight

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I said I wouldn't have no luck at all
And that ain't no lie

You know, if it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no kind of luck
If it wasn't for real bad luck
I wouldn't have no luck at all

You know fear of falling is all I crave
A big bag of pork rinds gonna carry me to my grave

Born under a bad sign
I been down since I began to crawl
If it wasn't for bad luck
I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all

Good take boys, yeah
I think now that I'm a blues singer
I should have some kind of name
How 'bout Muddy Simpson
No, Big Homer, T-Bone Homer
Blind Lemon Simpson, Blind Lemon lime Homer
Blind Grapefruit Homer, Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer
Your name, that's, they used that