Shteppi I Wrote This Directly After Locking Myself Out Of My Apartment. Lyrics

[Chorus]
So drunk, not a single bus in sight (f*ck)
And I'm locked out my apartment, so I
Call all of my friends to stay the night
But they're all asleep, so
Guess I'ma just take my sitch
Daydream 'bout how I never should've took that hit of
Whatever the f*ck was in your pipe

[Verse]
Hollywood's for the suited, its situation's like
The one I got myself in right now, i feel so stupid
And maybe if I was a cool kid
I'd have like fifteen butlers waiting at my gate, but I guess not

[Interlude]
Wow, first world problems, Stephanie, you're locked out of your Hollywood apartment
You wanna jerk yourself off some more? f*ckin' loser
Why the f*ck didn't they givе me a real key? Why is it on my phonе? (Uh-uh-uh) That's so f*cking ridiculous

[Pre-Chorus]
So I'll just peer through the windows
All them shut, I'm starting to lose all hope, I'm f*cked

[Chorus]
So drunk, not a single bus in sight
And I'm locked out my apartment, so I
Call all of my friends to stay the night
But they're all asleep, so
Guess I'ma just take my sitch
Daydream 'bout how I never should've took that hit of
Whatever the f*ck was in your pipe, in your pipe

[Post-Chorus]
Whatever the f*ck was in your pipe
So drunk, not a single bus in sight
In sight

[Outro]
Please just f*ckin' pick up, man, Jesus Christ
(Your call has been forwarded to—)
God f*cking damn it—