Ooooooo, Ooooooo, Ooooooo
Everybody's tellin all, baring their souls,
just to go on the Rikki Lake Show
Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why
Last night I turned the TV on,
you were booed off stage, singin your famous love song
Why
And tell me who makes the rules
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoo-bi-doop-bow
I mean, while I got my magazine tellin me,
sellin me lies on how I could be the perfect ten
Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why
And my boyfriend left just the other day,
he's all messed up, is he straight or is he gay
Shoo-bi-doop-doop-why
So tell me who makes the rules
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die
So if I fall
If I fall...oh...all
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Wanna belong to the world today
Oh, Life's a bitch and then ya die
Shoulda been born on the Milky Way
Can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, Life's a bitch and then ya die