Shelbyville Preteen Slut Lyrics

I wake up in the morning
And eat up all my Kix
I'm putting on my tank top
and pushing up my tits

And now I'm going to the bus stop
How much you wanna bet?
That with this real short mini skirt
I'll make all the little boys sweat

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I'm so f*ckin cool,
I'm only in elementary school
I'm already jerkin off guys with both hands
I bet my parents would be proud
They never said I wasn't aloud
To be a pre-teen slut

And now I'm going to the skate park To meet up with some boys
They promised me some bubblegum
If I show them all my "toys"

And now I'm blowing lots of bubbles
And shaking my cute ass
Attracting old perverted guys
As they're driving past

They're checking out my g-string
And offer me some cash
Then take me to an alleyway
Where they can violate my ass

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You may think it's wrong
Then why does it feel so good

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Please put four fingers in my butt