Sexcrement Colostomy Bag Condom Lyrics

Colostomy Bag Condom

Less Class- More Ass-

A pivotal notion of that which is a rock star ethos has
long been forgotten-

Sex, drugs, and death metal stain our existence like
vultures on corpses that bathe in the rotten-

Whiskey, and Vagina-

A combo held precious and sacred forever that sits at
the core of our earnest desire-

Females f*ck for Satan-

Climax of Pagan-

Groupie whores, banging sluts, tits and ass, smoking
grass, till our lungs cough and hack Like a Maniac-

Pounding shots like robots, dropping doses, losing
focus, till we let our magic spread like Hocus f*cking
Pocus-

We

Make Music
That You

f*ck To

You'll never find a skank-whore crème de la f*ck queen
with a dry cunt leaving the venue-

No lies: p*ssy runs our Lives-

(You) can't be shy with those cock sucking eyes-

Don't deny down inside you're a whore spawned to
satisfy-

Let our music get the best of your libido,

We're your heroes: "On your f*cking knees, forget that
you're a total zero!"

f*ck your shame, f*ck your ties, f*ck your family pride
aside-

f*ck your goals, fill your holes, bust our nuts on
which you ride-

See us after a gig,

We'll have our balls on your chin,
Making you famous as a Sex Whore Slam Pig-