The Toddler Song Lyrics

They call me the toddler.
My goal - to kill myself.
They call me the toddler.
I'm a suicidal elf.
I jump on the bed,
and fly off on my head,
and you think I am dead.
I like to stick my tongue into electrical plugs.
I like to suck on rocks and little dead bugs.
I like to eat loose change a lot,
open my diaper you'll hit the jackpot.
I'm the teddy bear that gave you gray hair.
I'm you toddler.
I'm a little monkey.
Pacifier junkie.
I love Cheerios - They fit in my nose.
Peanut butter goes far into your VCR.
Nothing is safe cause I like to explore.
Mommy has a toy rocket in her drawer.
Watch what your mouth cause I'm learning to talk.
And I might tell Grandma to **** off.
I'm the little tot that you love a lot.
I'm your toddler.

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