Screeching Weasel Hey Diana Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Diana what a drag it is being young
I wanna be older and gray
Feeding ducks and walking the mall could be fun
It'll be okay

[Chorus]
Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us
[Verse 2]
Gigantic bifocals and a cardigan my
I'd really cut a figure out there
Waking up at four eating dinner at five
Oh we just don't care

[Chorus]
Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me Hey Diana
That could be us
Living on love Ensure and tea

[Bridge]
Oh a little lumbago and cataracts
Seem a very small price
Darling wouldn't it be nice

[Keyboard Solo]

[Outro]
Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us
Hey Diana
That could be us
That could be you and me
Hey Diana
That could be us
Living on love Ensure and tea