Sarah Toilet's Song Lyrics

All of my life i sit on the toilet
reading sports illustrated
sometimes the bills don't work
I almost break down and cry

I'm just so constipated
so constipated
why am i sitting here just wasting my time

but then the bills kick in
so im don't constipated
but i'm stuck on the toiel sat

Sometimes it feels like the bills arn't working I just can't go to the bathroom
sometime it feels like it is almost over
but the bills kick it

man if you know how i feel
then i like to give you a shoutout
like to Gina and Sarah sould
will i got to go
toilet remember when i married you
i never forget that! (kiss)