Sarah Jessica Parker Happily Ever After Lyrics

Winnifred: "And so it was that soon after his encounter with the dragon Fafner
Young Prince Waldere fell into the enchanted mud and, before long, his head grew back, hmmm
Whereupon he married the Princess Gunthere...
And they lived happily ever after."
(She closes the book) We'll I'm glad

Winnifred: They all live happily, happily, happily ever after
The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied
As the curtain descends, there is nothing but loving and laughter
When the fairy tale ends the heroine's always a bride
Ella, the girl of the cinders did the wash and the walls and the winders
But she landed a prince who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond
Still, I honestly doubt that she could ever have done it
Without that crazy lady with the wand
Cinderella had outside help!
I have no one but me... Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother!
Where can you be? I haven't got a fairy godmother
I haven't got a godmother. I have a mother...
A plain, ordinary woman!
Snow white was so pretty they tell us
That the queen was insulted and jealous
When the mirror declared that snow white was the fairest of all
She was dumped on the border but was saved by some men who adored 'er;
Oh, I grant you, they were small But there were seven of them!
Practically a regiment!
I'm alone in the night
By myself, not a dwarf, not an elf, not a goblin in sight!
That girl had seven determined little men working day and night just for her!
Oh sure! The queen gave her a poisoned apple
Even so she lived happily, happily, happily every after!
A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually...
Though I know I'm not clever I'll do what they tell me I hafta!
I want some happily ever after to happen to me!
Winnifred maid of the mire, has one simple human desire
Oh, I ask for no more than two shoes on the floor next to mine
Oh... Someone to fly and to float with
To swim in the marsh and the moat with as for this one...
Well, he'd be fine
But now it's all up to me...
And I'm burning to bring it about
If I don't I'll be stuck with goodbye and good luck and get out!
But I don't wanna get out! I wanna get in!
I want to get into some happily, happily ever after
I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied
For I know that I'll never live happily ever after 'til after I'm a bride!
And then I'll be happily happy
Yes, Happily happy!
And thoroughly satisfied!
Satisfied! Satisfied!
Oh Yeah!