Ryan Carpus Through The Rexascope Lyrics

I've never seen anything like this before.
I will study it a little more.
Long and thin and hollow,
I look through the hole and hello!
The world is so much bigger now.
I will name this new thing Rexascope.

Robert Rex brought the Rexascope to the Rexeteria to show his friends.

“Johnny Rex! Johnny Rex! Come look at this!”
“Maybe next time…”

“Timmy Rex! Timmy Rex! Please look at this!”
“Go away…”

Nobody seems to care about my Rexascope, maybe I'll just go home.

Nighttime fell in Rexville, but Robert couldn't sleep.
To pass the time, he looked toward the heavens through the eye of the Rexascope. There were marvelous things in the sky;
Stars he had never seen before were revealed by the Rexascope lens.
He couldn't believe nobody wanted to look with him. It was incredible.
But one star in particular caught Robert's attention more than the others.

I've never seen anything like this before.
I will study it a little more.
Huge and bright and flaming,
I look through the scope and oh no!
The world is in so much danger now.
I will name this new thing Rexpocolypse.