Russell Howard Nick Clegg Song Lyrics

Last year britain loved me
more than charlie sheen loves pills
now im more unpopular
than bloody heather mills

pensioners dispise me
im shafted by the press
he never should of gobbled
david camerons eton mess

I said i'd save the NHS but he was talking sh*t
my promises were just as fake
as katie prices tits

im just a tory poodle
humping george and davids legs
its boll*cks being liberal
when your name is nick clegg