We Drive Drunk! Lyrics

Excuse Me
Please get out my way
I'm driving me a little drunk
Buzzed drivin is drunk drivin
So might as well get really crunk
I had a 5th of Popov and
I topped it of with a little Jag
I had a Margarita
And licked all the salt off which is gay
I had me a couple pints of Captain Mo
and ain't hardly feelin' nothin' yet
Had a little drink of Jimmy Beam
I think I might be seein' things
Who the Hell is under my corvette?
And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
and I can't see the road

Tonight
We Drive Drunk
Rollin' wasted in the pontiac
With some Cognac
And some Rum

Tonight
We Drive Drunk
So I just might kill your father
And your mother
and your son

Get rolled by the cops
They ask have
you got
A beer to spare?
Yea right here
Got half a case of Rollin Rock

Said let's do a toast
We did 2 of those
He said you look drunk
So head on straight home

Tonight
We Drive Drunk Rollin' wasted in the pontiac
With some Cognac
And some Rum

Tonight
We Drive Drunk
So I just might kill your father
And your mother
and your son

Driving Drunker than a Lohan
Sipping Rum and Coke and
Pissing in a Coke Can
Speedometer's Broken
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Sipping on Bacardi
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Winning like I'm Charlie
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Listening to Marley
(Driving Drunk Tonight)
Watching Some iCarly

Coulda Taked the Bus
And Gone Safely Off
Coulda Raped a Slut
Or stayed at home
And taken Drugs

But I'm Drivin' Drunk
With Hoes in The Trunk
and if I see Trayvon
I'm Drivin him home

Tonight
We Drive Drunk
Rollin' wasted in the pontiac
With some Cognac
And some Rum

Tonight
We Drive Drunk
So I just might kill your father
And your mother
and your son

And as I drive
I crack open
A beer and chug it down
I can't see the road
Tonight

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