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Rucka Rucka Ali Second Coming Lyrics
Total views: 2 times this week / Rating: 8/10 [7 votes]Album: A Very Rucka Christmas / Original Release Date: 2012Genre: ComedySong Duration: 0 min 59 sec
Second Coming
Rucka Rucka Ali
Rucka Rucka Ali
RUCKA RUCKA ALI
- Second Coming LyricsAy, yar
This be the story of baby Jesus
Jesus was (hiccup)
Jesus was sailing his manger on the seven seas (He was?)
It was then that the great Muslim prophet, Jesus
Told the Jews "You better stop eating Chinese food on Thee birthday"
But the Jews, being Jews, would not stop going to the f*cking movies on Christmas
Nor would they cease to order Chinese food
So Jesus hopped on his magical dinosaur
And went to the moon, where he met with Obama and Hitler,
To plan out the next 2000 years, yar
Jesus skowered the seven seas for forty days and forty nights
After being swallowed by a fish, he was reborn
And met Kanye,
Who was gay
This be the story of baby Jesus
Jesus was (hiccup)
Jesus was sailing his manger on the seven seas (He was?)
It was then that the great Muslim prophet, Jesus
Told the Jews "You better stop eating Chinese food on Thee birthday"
But the Jews, being Jews, would not stop going to the f*cking movies on Christmas
Nor would they cease to order Chinese food
And went to the moon, where he met with Obama and Hitler,
To plan out the next 2000 years, yar
Jesus skowered the seven seas for forty days and forty nights
After being swallowed by a fish, he was reborn
And met Kanye,
Who was gay
Facts about Second Coming
When was Second Coming released?
Second Coming is first released in 2012 as part of Rucka Rucka Ali's album "A Very Rucka Christmas" which includes 10 tracks in total. This song is the 8th track on this album.
Which genre is Second Coming?
Second Coming falls under the genre Comedy.
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Record Label(s): 2012 Rucka Rucka Ali
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