Robert Byrne The Early September Adventures Of Mr Byrne And Ms Keane. Lyrics

Quirkee Is A Word
Spelt With two "ee" ' s
Be As Quirkee As You Like
But Dont Say ......

Would You Like Some Danish Ham?
Made In Daneland?
Or Do You Want To Be Emo
And Write Love On My Hand

You Like Writing Angry Letters
Its Strange This keeness
To Tell Them That You Want To
Snap Off Their...Allowance

Remember When I Felt Tired
That Day In Lorna's Yano?
But I Felt Better After The Pizza.....
...Ya Bro!

And Thats All That I Remember
From The Old Song I Wrote
But Its Time To Get This Shit Down!
Thats From You I Quote

This Tone Sounds More Adventurous
cause Starting Today
We're Gonna Kill Billy
And Make Him Pay We'll Start By Killing Computers
And We'll Do It With Haste
And Then Give Them To Your Da
Cause He Does Something with electrical Waste

And Then When thats Complete...
and ol' Billys Dead
We'll Ramble Off To Tesco
And Purchase Crusty Bread

But Now Im Picking Slower
Implying That Im Sad
About Something That Happened...
Which Turned The Situation Bad

Now With all the Computers Gone
What Will We Do?
No Comments, Whiteboards Or Bebo Mail
When Its Coming Up To Two...

So To Defeat Billy
The Future Looks Bleak
..
But We Can Talk For 7 More Days..
...
And Kill Him Next Week...

~x~