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Rhett & Link Shamwow Song Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.75/10 [8 votes]Album: Up to This Point / Original Release Date: 2010-01-05Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 17 sec
Shamwow Song
Rhett & Link
Rhett & Link
RHETT & LINK
- Shamwow Song LyricsHi, it's Vince with ShamWow.
You'll be saying wow
Every time you use this towel.
It's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
It's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!
ShamWow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid. Look at this!
It just does the work!
Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.
Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.
Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Look at that! Completely dry!
Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]
The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.
You followin me, camera guy?
The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?
ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time!
You'll be saying wow
Every time you use this towel.
It's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
It's like a sponge.
A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!
ShamWow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid. Look at this!
It just does the work!
Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.
Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.
You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.
Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]
The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.
You followin me, camera guy?
The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?
ShamWow! You'll be saying wow every time!
Facts about Shamwow Song
Who wrote Shamwow Song lyrics?
Shamwow Song is written by Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin, Vince Offer.
When was Shamwow Song released?
Shamwow Song is first released on January 05, 2010 as part of Rhett & Link's album "Up to This Point" which includes 27 tracks in total. This song is the 16th track on this album.
Which genre is Shamwow Song?
Shamwow Song falls under the genre Comedy.
Who produced Shamwow Song?
Shamwow Song is produced by Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin.
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Songwriter(s): Link Neal, Rhett McLaughlin, Vince Offer
Record Label(s): 2009 DFTBA Records
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