Check Your Voicemail (the Christmas Song) Lyrics

Christmas time is here
I bet you never saw it coming
All the holidays are here
Is it everything you want it to be?
And you can buy me all the presents in the universe
Don't wait around for me underneath the mistletoe tonight
I really had it with all your contradictions
I'm really hoping that snow will fall this year
Lock you in your house and bury all your loved ones
I'll be fine as long as you're not near

Christmas seemed so far away
I feel so lucky to have you
I am feeling lucky to lose you

Christmas time is here
Guess I never saw it coming
And all your Christmas cheer is everything I'm running from
I hope your car hits ice on the ride home
You're going to be alone (haha loser)
I've really had it with everything you asked for
So consider your wish list ripped
There is nothing under the tree for you
'Cause Santa knows that you suck too

Christmas seemed so far away
I feel so lucky to have you
I am feeling lucky to lose you "Hey! Whats up?
Uhh, its Evan, from Red Car Wire.
Listen, uhh, while I got you here, I need to talk to you about something.
Uh, I was gonna, I was going to tell you at Thanksgiving, but,
just with all the family around and your parents and my parents and stuff,
I didn't wanna, I didn't want to get into it.
You really, ehh, aww naw crap, how do I say this?
Ehh, okay, one two three, I'm going to say it, okay?
Okay. One, two, three.
You really need to get tested.
I.... I did some things I'm not proud of.
I did some things you wouldn't be proud of.
Believe me.
But, I just think, that it's for the best if,
that I don't think we should be together anymore, uh, ever.
I love you, and Merry Christmas.
Umm Dad?"

Christmas seemed so far away
I feel so lucky to have you
I am feeling lucky to lose you

Christmas seemed so far away
And I feel so lucky, feel so lucky, feel so lucky to have you, NOT!

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