There’s only one way to settle this, we’re gonna play 
worms Armageddon
Oh you’re gonna pay for taking the piss out of my mum
Here comes the buffalo of lies, I’ll spray that 
blowtorch in your eyes
I’m gonna make your worms scream and cry for that 
comment you made last night
Ooh I don’t really the vibe of these cartoon graphics 
and the fake aquatics 
Ooh I don’t really like the feel of this bubbly rubble 
and this plastic trouble
This is the best way to settle this, with a round of 
worms Armageddon
Oh you’re gonna pay for making a pass at my boyfriend
So here comes my expertise in physics in your face man 
the bazooka will hit it I’m gonna make your worms shit 
a brick for how sly you were last night
Ooh I don’t really like the way I’m always blowing 
myself up when I wanna be on top
Ooh I don’t really like the style of your victory 
dances and your smug old glances
Get your lob on
Cheeky flocker
Oldest swinger in town
Fast, pink and hard
Hallelujah