Ray Stevens Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills Lyrics

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reelin'?
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Oh yeah!

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knee.
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Get ridda that runny nose, that nagging cough, that
sneeze, that wheeze
And other injuries. Take the wonder drug that cures all
your ills, Take
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fast acting,
Pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Oh, yeah! Little green and purple pills, oh, yeah,
little green and
Purple pills.....
(painless)