Rapeman Log Bass Lyrics

mayor of a small town
i'm an entertainer, i'm a professional
i do what i do (to keep clean)?

started with twinkies, ho-hos, ding-dongs,
and now it's worked its way all the way up to some real
dramamine
reached down, dislodged what i like to call a log bass
held it up to the sky like a newborn child, and claimed
it as my own
it was bathed in its own log milk,
a sweet fragrant scent

love me tender