Random Encounters Kindergarten 2: The Musical Lyrics

I see you've been acquainted
With the terror of our school.
You'll have to deal with Penny
If you try to break the rules…

Don't bother lying (She won't really buy it…)
Cause Penny can tell (So say farewell, you liar-)
Constantly spying… (And oh-so-quiet!)
Better be in your class at the sound of the bell!

Something is up with Penny…
How'd she find all my contraband?
If you're busted one time too many,
Don't be fooled by her guise,
She's armed with laser beam eyes!
Beware of Penny…

I'm killing my twin brother;
His inheritance is mine!
But if Penny tells her mother,
Then my head is on the line…

Don't take her dolly (there's something inside it!)
Or she'll be on your case (in any case, you're dead!)
Don't let her catch you (you'd better go hide it!)
Give green goo to the hag or she'll blow off your face!

Busted again by Penny!
She's a radar in a dress…
She can metal detect most any-
-thing you've got up your sleeve
Without a single reprieve!
Oh snap! It's Penny! I would gladly kill
For some pills,
But they've still
Been banned by Penny…

Flinging food's
Got me screwed again… (Penny's gonna catch ya! Here she comes to get ya!)

Someone tell this tyke
"Take a hike!"

This is, like,
My fourteenth lighter…

Found this in the rubbish!
Mommy wants you punished…

That's my precious girl!

Nugget needs these Nuggets
To fill his Nugget Cave!
But if Penny catches Nugget,
They'll become my Nugget grave…

Out of the girls' room! (Don't hang out with Lily!)
Let's break Monty's chair… (his medicare will fix it!)
She'd look amazing... (And slightly silly!)
Wearing some of my gum in her dumb, ugly hair…

Better watch out for Penny!
She's a breathing body scan…
We had better steer clear of Penny,
Or she'll ruin our day
In the most lethal of ways-
Don't mess with Penny!

(Watch out for Penny!)
(Can't hide from Penny!)
(Inhuman Penny!)