Puppetmastaz So Scandalous Lyrics

So Scandalous feat. Willee Nillee

CHORUS
scandalous
a puppet found with a hand up his ass can you
handle this
..a set of headlines publishing deadlines
scandalous
follow the fingerprinttrail to the juicy details
scandalous
dont believe what you hear its just a campain to
smear..

Maloke
what you need for a political campaign
just the same as the humans now we need a name
a punchline to drop down into those dark minds
ready for new hype ready for new signs

Wizard:
Let me give you the scoop
a puppet scapegoat coat red-handed with a fistful of
green in a blue suit
had to be a patsy
say it ain't so
how can it be--Croucho with his hands in the cookie
dough?
Payola scheme keeps puppets of the radio
who's hand is this that planted the evidence
to end the career of our dear president
could it be that his friends have been
meddling with his enemies in Machiavellian schemes?
Ain't that an editor's wettest of dreams...

Mr. Maloke
..the axis of weazel scientists attacked by a
killersquirl
-terror by a watertwirl!-chimp arrested for wreckless
drivin
duckhunters be shootin up angels drivin
lost doggies back to their grannies in need-
hot cakes no longer now selling the fee
nazis or elvis be shootin up rockets or eyeballs out
ancient yedi-man-sockets
...kiss your asteroid goodbye and say hi..
..to amphibians watchin ya with da third eye..
to amphibians watchin ya with da third eye!!

Willee Nillee
at night I can be seen in the lime light
full moon coming out when the time's right
under my cloak and feather
always keep a little pressure
sometimes I look in the mirror and reflect
on my bad times
getting beat up for the last time I'm willy nilly now
silly billy now
sitting pretty perked up on a little cloud

CHORUS
scandalous
a puppet found with a hand up his ass can you
handle this
..a set of headlines publishing deadlines
scandalous
follow the fingerprinttrail to the juicy details
scandalous
dont believe what you hear its just a campain to
smear..

Snuggles
scandalous and never mind the smear
whatever had its had its hand in this i be
shaking my rear end at it, and my fist
wave it up in the air, all you suckers got it
coming for you - we out of here!
take my ears out of paper handcuffs
and vanish into thin air
i been there and back and never
seen a magic blacker than that
mutter of lost souls in glamour gutter
they rust like a hundred years of butter
gone bad in plastic cups where-s it going
where-s it leading in the paper cup of being
word-s on the street that snuggles blew off the ceiling
cos he vandalous, we all puppets of rumor but
we be numerous sooner than you could say
who could say that i-m scandalous?

CHORUS
scandalous
a puppet found with a hand up his ass can you
handle this
..a set of headlines publishing deadlines
scandalous
follow the fingerprinttrail to the juicy details
scandalous
dont believe what you hear its just a campain to
smear..

HipHopnotist
why do puppets need to get abused
for humans to pay attention in the news
saying we get controlled by the shadows in the mist
saying we only move by the flick of the wrist
why they wanna test hiphopnotist
when they ever gonna get the gist
and stop all of this slanderism
i swear they´re asking for a puppet cataclysm