[Chorus]
All new and improved central processor
Everything I do, he does it better
Is it a feature or a bug
How underneath his hum
He lets me know that I'm still dumb
I wish I were you, Mr. Transistor
[Verse]
Progress demands blood, sweat, and RAM
Explained to me in hex
This life advice
Just patch notes from a clown in early access
But what really makes him sing
Is predictive everything
Well I'll be damned
If these key commands
Are worth remembering
I'm logging out
[Chorus]
All new and improved central processor
Everything I do, he does it better
Is it a feature or a bug
How underneath his hum
He lets me know that I'm still dumb
I wish I were you, Mr. Transistor