Potato Pies Xxl (Extra Extra Large) Lyrics

When you're small and skinny
Choosing clothes is not a problem
When you're big and fat
Its impossible to find some

I try to fit in to small and medium
But they're skin tight
Go up to large- it isn't as bad
I tell myself it's just my height

But i really know i'm so fat

I'm extra extra large
In big- sized clothes
I can't remember The last time i saw my toes

Standing up is becoming hard
Maybe i'm just tired
Yeah right, lets face it
I'm a tub of lard

I probably won't find love
With some anorexic tart
But when can i
Open up my heart?

There's too much fat in the way
Can't you tell?
This takes some time
To grow and swell