Porridge Radio Eugh Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to play guitar
Doo doo dooo doo
Don't be a jerk
No don't be a jerk

[Verse 2]
I was reading back a book I started late last year and
This is a book in which I started to write all my dreams
I was thinking that maybe we could start again
But you know what it's the darkest thing I've ever written
Don't be a jerk
No don't be a jerk

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't touch I'm afraid of what I might be feeling and
Don't touch me ever again
If you do I will not try to pretend
That I don't like it any more than
I did then
Don't be a jerk
No don't be a jerk
[Chorus]
Don't touch me I'm afraid of what I might be feeling and Don't touch me I'm afraid of feelings rushing back in
That's the worst thing that could drive me out of my mind baby
Don't be a jerk
No, don't be a jerk
Don't touch me I'm afraid of feelings rushing back in
God knows you know how to make me feel like shit and
God knows I know how to make myself feel sick and
God knows how long it took me to get over it and
Don't be a jerk
No, don't be a jerk
Doo doo doo doo

[Outro]
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
You've been doing nothing for a while baby and
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to play guitar

I was hoping that you'd take me for a ride in your new car
I was hoping that you'd teach me how to maybe play guitar
Your new car, play guitar