The Bar Is Low Lyrics

I've been described as good
Some have even said great
What have I done
To deserve such a fate

It just sure seems to be
Quite an easy bet
Those we adore just haven't spilled their secrets yet

I never steal
I never fight
My anger's locked up tight

You haven't climbed a mountain
Barely walked up a hill
But that's good as gold
Cause you've never killed
Held down a job
Even snagged a raise
Right there you're due for
Effusive praise
I'm the picture
Of a noble guy
Now let me explain why

See I'll tell you so
Oh I'll tell you so
The bar is low
The bar is low

Why I don't know
I just don't know
The bar is low
The bar is low

Never been exposed
They'll never know
The bar is low
The bar is low

Oh I told you so
Oh I told you so
The bar is low
The bar is

Yeah the bar is low
And it's getting lower
The speed of evolution
Is getting slower

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