Pissed Jeans Teenage Adult Lyrics

when you're living life in total disarray
couch doubles as a laundry pile, 'til mom takes it away
half a dozen years in college: extended vacation stay
when it comes to the rest of the world,
you'd rather hibernate
just another teenage adult - frozen in time
you never changed in fifteen years,
still you passed your prime
no reason to ever grow up, when there's so many toys
don't care about being a man,
when you're one of the boys
when you're living life on an extended delay
got an alphabetized shelf of all the games you play nobody can tell you nothing, you really like it this way
when it comes to human interaction,
you'd rather hibernate
just another teenage adult - frozen in time
you never changed in fifteen years,
still you passed your prime
no reason to ever grow up, when there's so many toys
don't care about being a man,
when you're one of the boys
you've been living life in total disarray
never leave the house and you never have to make a mistake
no, not you
you're just gonna be peter pan