Pissed Jeans Health Plan Lyrics

there comes a time in my life to choose a health plan
and now it's time in my life to choose a health plan
you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors
yeah that's how i stay fit, i stay away from doctors
because what? you want me to come in?
wanna stick needles and poke me?
try to give me some sort of diagnosis, no
you wanna fix me, well that's not happening
i'm just fine, and i'm staying this way
yeah that's why i don't do it, i stay away from doctors no chance man, i'm not an idiot, i stay away from doctors
that's right, that's it, i stay away from doctors
not gonna have a fit, 'cause i stay away from doctors
so what - sign me up on tests
try to turn my head?
rub my back and find some cancer, no
i'm not crazy, i know how you operate
and don't you just love to operate
well not on me
not on me
you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors
you wanna know my secret? i stay away from doctors