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Pinkard & Bowden The Universal Adjective Song Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 10/10 [1 vote]Album: Live In Front of a Bunch of D-ckh--ds / Original Release Date: 1989-11-17Genre: CountrySong Duration: 4 min 54 sec
The Universal Adjective Song
Pinkard & Bowden
Pinkard & Bowden
PINKARD & BOWDEN
- The Universal Adjective Song LyricsI guess I must've learned that word
When I was just a child
But how the f*ck would I know
It would drive my teachers wild
It just seemed so descriptive
When I read it off the wall
I shouted it in the classroom
And had to stand in the f*ckin' hall
You know that I refined its use
When I was in the Navy
I learned to eat defensively
And say "Pass the f*ckin' gravy"
They taught me how to f*ck around
And live it up on leave
The ways I've learned to use that word
You wouldn't f*ckin' believe
Oh the universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
f*ckin' up my life (Yeah)
f*ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f*ckin' wife
The universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
I was sittin' in a bar one night
All f*cked up on tequila
My wife comes in all f*ckin' mad
Says "I'll f*ckin' see ya"
I really didn't understand
Just what the f*ck she meant
Until she took me into court
And she took every f*ckin' cent
(Sing along)
Oh the universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
f*ckin' up my life (Yeah)
f*ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f*ckin' wife
The universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
When I was just a child
But how the f*ck would I know
It would drive my teachers wild
It just seemed so descriptive
When I read it off the wall
I shouted it in the classroom
And had to stand in the f*ckin' hall
You know that I refined its use
When I was in the Navy
I learned to eat defensively
And say "Pass the f*ckin' gravy"
They taught me how to f*ck around
And live it up on leave
The ways I've learned to use that word
You wouldn't f*ckin' believe
Oh the universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
f*ckin' up my life (Yeah)
f*ckin' up my life
I even lost my f*ckin' wife
The universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
I was sittin' in a bar one night
All f*cked up on tequila
My wife comes in all f*ckin' mad
Says "I'll f*ckin' see ya"
I really didn't understand
Just what the f*ck she meant
Until she took me into court
And she took every f*ckin' cent
(Sing along)
Oh the universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
f*ckin' up my life (Yeah)
f*ckin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f*ckin' wife
The universal adjective is
f*ckin' up my life
Facts about The Universal Adjective Song
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The Universal Adjective Song is first released on November 17, 1989 as part of Pinkard & Bowden's album "Live In Front of a Bunch of D-ckh--ds" which includes 11 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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The Universal Adjective Song falls under the genre Country.
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The Universal Adjective Song song length is 4 minutes and 54 seconds.
When was The Universal Adjective Song released?
The Universal Adjective Song is first released on November 17, 1989 as part of Pinkard & Bowden's album "Live In Front of a Bunch of D-ckh--ds" which includes 11 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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Which genre is The Universal Adjective Song?
The Universal Adjective Song falls under the genre Country.
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How long is the song The Universal Adjective Song?
The Universal Adjective Song song length is 4 minutes and 54 seconds.
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Record Label(s): 1989 Warner Bros Records Inc
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