PINKARD & BOWDEN


The Universal Adjective Song Lyrics

I guess I must've learned that word
When I was just a child
But how the f**k would I know
It would drive my teachers wild
It just seemed so descriptive
When I read it off the wall
I shouted it in the classroom
And had to stand in the f**kin' hall

You know that I refined its use
When I was in the Navy
I learned to eat defensively
And say "Pass the f**kin' gravy"
They taught me how to f**k around
And live it up on leave
The ways I've learned to use that word
You wouldn't f**kin' believe

Oh the universal adjective is
f**kin' up my life
f**kin' up my life (Yeah)
f**kin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f**kin' wife
The universal adjective is
f**kin' up my life

I was sittin' in a bar one night
All f**ked up on tequila
My wife comes in all f**kin' mad
Says "I'll f**kin' see ya"
I really didn't understand
Just what the f**k she meant
Until she took me into court
And she took every f**kin' cent

(Sing along)
Oh the universal adjective is
f**kin' up my life
f**kin' up my life (Yeah)
f**kin' up my life
I lost so many friends
I even lost my f**kin' wife
The universal adjective is
f**kin' up my life

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Record Label(s): 1989 Warner Bros Records Inc

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