Peter Chao Mudabitch (Boyfriend Parody) Lyrics

[Verse 1]
If you were my mudabitch you'd never be a ho
You bitchslap me I take you to the floor
Baby you a bitch you're pretty much a dog
You know any tricks yo here's a ball
Swag swag it's what we Asians got
Shut yo ass up I gotta take this call
They call me scarface AL to the P
So say harro to the bad guy one two three

[Pre-Hook]
I do not care about what you want
Hey bitch! Let me talk to you

[Hook]
If you were my mudabitch you'd never be a ho
Keep my eye on you bitch you always be alone
I'm a mudaf*cka that is how I am
If you were my mudabitch
You'd never be a ho
You'd never be a ho

[Verse 2]
Tell me what you like bitch cause I don't give a shit
I could be your baby bitch grab you by the tit
I don't wanna fight cause I know the Kung fu But I'd never use it like that Chris Brown would
Oooh
Mudabitch, mudabitch, You can be my mudabitch
You can be my mudabitch until I call it quits
Make you dance but you can't you be voted off
You suck ass you be as gone as an afterfart
Swaggy

[Pre-Hook]
I do not care about what you want
Hey bitch! Let me talk to you

[Hook]

[Bridge]
So cook me a meal with your beautiful hands
Just shut yo ass up and do what I say bitch
The kitchen's right here
It is just for you
I just want to love you, treat you right

[Hook]

[Outro]
Na na na, na na na, na na na
Yeah bitch
Na na na, na na na, na na na
If you were my mudabitch!
Na na na, na na na, na na na
If you were my mudabitch!