Pears Zero Wheels Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I've never done my taxes
I can't even cook an egg
And I never broke the ceiling
But I broke my stupid leg
Back when I was just a kiddie
I was climbing up the slide
'Cause the simplest equations leave me deeply mystified

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse

[Verse 2]
Hop in my Chrysler
It's as big as a whale
And it's there she f***in' blowin'
Blazin' insular trails
With a capacity for knowledge
Only geared toward petty crime
If you never get started
You can't stop on a dime
I got

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse, baby
Just tire irons and cinder blocks

[Verse 3] For terms of my improvement
Open up to section eight
'Cause I require more assistance
Than you might anticipate
I learned early to accept
The things I can't control
And now I never lift a finger
But to dig myself a hole
And count

[Chorus]
Zero wheels in my wheelhouse
Just tire irons and cinder blocks
I'm doing donuts in a driveway dreamscape
One square foot landlocked

[Outro]
Making noise
And breakin' all my toys
And throwin' a G*****n fit
Is all I've ever known
The pencil marks
The none I've grown
A La-Z-Boy, my throne
I am complete
Disappointing whole
Zero wheels

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