PAUL & STORM

- Soccer Lyrics

Stamp collections
Eggs frying
Staph infections
Paint drying
These are just a few of the things more exciting than soccer

Baby showers
James Buchanan
Eight straight hours of A Prairie Home Companion
These are some other things more exciting than soccer

They say that it's the world's most popular sport
I'd get excited for it if I tried
Ninety minutes for Cameroon and Norway
To reach a 0-0 tie

Kiss a lawyer
Do my taxes
Get a hundren Brazillian waxes
These just a few of the things I would rather do than watch soccer

I would rather listen to Yanni CDs
While receiving a sigmoidoscopy
Administered by my 8th grade gym teacher
The one who always smelled like Aqua Velva and cheese
Than to have to watch soccer

Facts about Soccer

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When was Soccer released?


Soccer is first released on October 17, 2006 as part of Paul & Storm's album "News to Us" which includes 32 tracks in total. This song is the 15th track on this album.
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Which genre is Soccer?


Soccer falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Soccer?


Soccer song length is 1 minutes and 31 seconds.
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