Party Fun Action Committee I Shoulda Known Lyrics

It's Friday night, I want to get my swerve on
The club is hopping, let's see what's popping
And uh the ladies were jocking, the fellas are clocking
The Cris is pouring; tonight it's a sure thing
See I got my American flag du-rag on so you know that I'm looking top notch
I'm just looking for a girl to bag ya'll
So I can take her home and play hopscotch on her p*ssy
Now I see this fly honey all alone at the bar
I give her a glance in my b-boy stance
I roll up to her and I ask her her name
She squeezes my thigh, and she whispers Lorraine
So I looked in her eyes, and knew it was on
Then she grabbed my hand, and let me tug her thong
And the next thing I knew, we were in my whip
Driving to my crib, while she's suckin' my dick
So we got into the house, and the temperature rose
We made out for awhile and I sucked on her toes
I kissed her on the neck, and I headed downtown
To lick that coochie, but a hairy dick flopped down!

I should have known... she was six feet tall
I should have known... I mean the broad was broad
I should have known... by the size of her hands
I should have known... that she was a man
I should have known... her voice was kinda low
I should have known... by the Adam's apple in her throat
I should have known... that she had a plan
I should have known... that the bitch was a man

It's Friday night, just finished rocking the show My encore song was nice and slow
Ladies are scoping, the fellas just hoping
Me, I'm just chilling, backstage smoking
I see some girls flashing their backstage passes
I tell the bouncer let em in, cause they have fat asses
Oh my my, these girls looked fly, fly fly
But there's one in particular, she caught my eye
So I kicked my game, and before you knew it
We were in the bathroom, ready to do it
But I said, wait a minute, let me get my camera
Cause I'm a make an amateur porno
First scene, I'm pissing on your picture
Second scene, we all getting nailed
Third scene, that was the worst scene
That's when I found out you were only thirteen
I f*cked you so hard, that your backpack packed off
And out dropped your I.D., date of birth 90
What's done is done, and I can't do nothing
So I opened up your mouth and took a dump in it

I should have known... by your little pink backpack
I should have known... by the stupid way you f*cking act
I should have known... when I signed your Highlights magazine
I should have known... that you were only thirteen
I should have known... by your underdeveloped breasts
I should have known... you kept talkin' bout some math test
I should have known... by the way your braces gleam
I should have known... that you were only thirteen