Orthodox Celts The Real Me Lyrics

I'm a singer alcoholic
I am mostly melancholic
I am wearing just one trousers
And that’s all that you can see
I’m not so old as I’m lookin’
I am married and I’m cookin’
I’m not a creature just for lookin’
There’s the face that you can’t see

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When you see me on TV
It’s just picture, It’s not me
Try harder for to see
When your beer is fairly good
I am drinkin’ all the time
An’ I’m happy for a while
My voice is total crime
Bud my beer is very good
Have you understood
While I’m in the mood
Where’s the f*ckin’ food
When the beer is good I am tortured by our driver
Who is drivin’ for a fiver
I can not stand his lies
An’ I’ll kill him at a time
All the others drive me crazy
An’ they think that I am lazy
Often say that I’m a liar
But their souls will burn in fire

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I’m tired of stupid questions
That coused me bad digestions
I’m sick to guts of bastards
Who really make me mad
I am singin’ for my pleasure
An’ that’s my only measure
That’s my cure for livin’
When I’m feelin’ bad

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