Nuclear Rabbit Santa Claus Is Selling Crack Lyrics

He's the spirit of christmas
Crack and claus go hand in hand
When christmas comes around, you will be suprised
For santa's selling crack to children each and every size
No longer does he care if you are naughty or your nice
Ju't purchase some of santa's blend of heroin and ice
The elves are working hard this year, but toys are not their trade
Busy making sheets of acid, vials of crack cocaine
Rudolph the white-nosed coke feind, santa's trusty sleigh
His new careers expanding, and he's laughins all the way
Now, mrs clause dosen't approve of jolly old st. nick

Roaming streets of oakland pushing drugs to kids
But times have changed, dolls and trains outgrown
What the children want now days is some real snow
Santa dosen't care, he's a real man
Some children of the world just can't comprehend
He used to come only once a year
Now that fat slob is always here
He's outside toys r us he's inside taco bell His crafty red suit dosen't warn us that it's drugs he sells
If your got a list you can sit on his lap
Rub his dirty bears and smoke some crack
Frosty the blow man supplier
Santas secret outside provider
Deliver his potent sugarplum ocean divider
If your dreaming of a "white" crhistmas, santas got the goods
Rather buy your hubba from a hero or a hood
More silent than a churchmouses fart, he's in your living room
Dare not give him milk and cookies, daddys credit card will do...
A twenty dollar bill, hid in your pocket with care
In hopes that st icholas soon would be there
Six months in jail and you still haven't learned
That santa claus is a no-life bum who's really not concerned
To get ahead in life you gotta have a plan
Santa clause has a cause, does no one understand?
He sells his blow to tots and in return he plots
The future of our holiday season