Nerf Herder Welcome To My World Lyrics

sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks, welcome to my world, welcome to my world, whacking it to late night cinemax, welcome to my world, jagermeister and captain crunch nicotine and the brady bunch, i'm building a boat out of pudding cups, welcome to my world, welcome to my world, non-stop no-girl action without you, this old shirt is starting to stink, i don't give a damn what people think, i can take a leak in the kitchen sink, welcome to my world, no you needn't shed a tear, 'cause I've got waffles and I've got beer and i've got mr. belvedere, welcome to my world, welcome to my world, non-stop no-girl action without you, don't want to be here, don't want to be here tonight, can't stand another episode of cheers tonight, i hate that woody, I hate diane, frasier and norm, and that dumbass mailman!