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Nerf Herder 5000 Ways To Die Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.14/10 [7 votes]Album: How to Meet Girls / Original Release Date: 2000-03-07Genre: AlternativeSong Duration: 2 min 59 sec
5000 Ways To Die
Nerf Herder
Nerf Herder
NERF HERDER
- 5000 Ways To Die LyricsThere must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why
And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end"
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
And if you're very lucky
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why
And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end"
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
There must be 5000 ways to die
And if you're very lucky
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage
So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
Facts about 5000 Ways To Die
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5000 Ways To Die is written by Parry P. Gripp, Stephen L. Sherlock, Dave Ehrlich.
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It is first released on March 07, 2000 as part of Nerf Herder's album "How to Meet Girls" which includes 11 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
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5000 Ways To Die falls under the genre Alternative.
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5000 Ways To Die song length is 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
Who wrote 5000 Ways To Die lyrics?
5000 Ways To Die is written by Parry P. Gripp, Stephen L. Sherlock, Dave Ehrlich.
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When was 5000 Ways To Die released?
It is first released on March 07, 2000 as part of Nerf Herder's album "How to Meet Girls" which includes 11 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
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Which genre is 5000 Ways To Die?
5000 Ways To Die falls under the genre Alternative.
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How long is the song 5000 Ways To Die?
5000 Ways To Die song length is 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Parry P. Gripp, Stephen L. Sherlock, Dave Ehrlich
Record Label(s): 2000 Fat Wreck Chords
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