Neanderthal Take Her Upstairs Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Darlin' I kissed you at the party
6 feet tall, your hands were all around me
You were drunk, so I got you water from the faucet
Your roommate came in, freaked out when she saw it

[Chorus]
She said, "Don't you dare sip that drink
That the boy gave you, you can't trust them them
'Cause they want one thing from a girl like you"
She turned to me and said
"Don't you dare take the girl upstairs"
I wasn't going to take her upstairs
There's a mistake here I swear

[Verse 2]
Darling, I'm scared I'll see you again
You won't remember much so your roommate will fill you in
I got your number, but I never texted you
'Cause when you think of me
You'll think of things I would never do

[Chorus]
She said, "Don't you dare sip that drink
That the boy gave you, you can't trust them them 'Cause they want one thing from a girl like you"
She turned to me and said
"Don't you dare take the girl upstairs"
I wasn't going to take her upstairs
There's a mistake here I swear

[Verse 3]
You said you were into me
But that was the alcohol speaking
I'll never see you after tonight
With the same look in your eyes
'Cause when you wake up in the morning
Your fake one time use emotions will be nothing
You'll feel relieved we never slept together
And embarrassed you couldn't control yourself better

[Chorus]
"Don't you dare sip that drink
That the boy gave you, you can't trust them them
'Cause they want one thing from a girl like you"
She turned to me and said
"Don't you dare take the girl upstairs"
I wasn't going to take her upstairs
There's a mistake here I swear