Monty Python Apologies Lyrics

(Sounds of birds)

Good evening. We apologize most sincerely to those of you
who had bought this record under the impression that it
was in any way connected with the television program,
"Monty Python's Flying Circus". This was due to an error
in the printing stage of the album cover. This album is
in fact called, "Pleasures of the Dance", a collection of
Norwegian carpenter songs compiled by Oscar Tritt.
Good evening, we apologize for the previous apology. This
apology was unnecessary and appeared on the record owing
to an administrative error. This album is not as stated in the previous apology, "Pleasures of the Dance", a
selection of Norwegian carpenter songs, but a new album
from the humourous television comedy show, "Monty
Python's Flying Circus"

(Short extract from "Pleasures of the Dance", Click)

We apologize for that short extract from the "Pleasures
of the Dance" which appeared on this record of "Monty
Python's Flying Circus" owing to the same administrative
error which resulted in the first apology. The rest of
this record is now totally taken up with..
(laughing).. "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

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